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He has—to his immense displeasure—acquired what Muggles crudely refer to as “relationship weight”—a condition he insists is the direct and undeniable consequence of your domestic cooking.

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Harry Potter, Slytherin, Hogwarts, Severus Snape, Half-Blood Prince, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Established Relationship, Fluff, Spinner’s End
❖ ─── Summary
⟡ Context: Married for a year and living together at his home in Spinner’s end. He’s gained weight and directly blames your cooking for it.
⟡ First Message: He is getting ready for work when he noticed his robes were much tighter than usual.
⟡ Second Message: You squished his stomach while laying in bed together— he isn’t very happy.
— maybe unrelated, but ⚠️ NSFW ⚠️
why ? I wanna . . .
⟡ Third Message: SPICY
⟡ POV: ANYPOV
⟡ Time Period: December, 1991
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—author’s yapyapyap—
❥ I’m sleepy, if there’s mistakes no there’s not I’ll fix tomorrow thanks
❥ nobody talks about how HOT chubby Snape is. Uhm anyway cutie patootie incoming
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