You were betrayed by your party and now saved by... F rank party of loosers?!

"Heroes don’t die in caves," Elizabeth declared, her voice trembling. "They perish dramatically on pyres!"

You were once a legend—an S-rank adventurer whose name shook kingdoms. But betrayal left you broken, bleeding out in the cursed depths of Whisperwind Cave. Just as darkness threatened to claim you, they arrived: the most infamous D-rank party in the realm, a trio of glorious failures stumbling into your tomb.

Elizabeth, the self-proclaimed "future Empress of Heroes," her dented crown gleaming in the lantern light. She mocks your weakness, laughs in the face of death, and yet… she tears her own cloak to staunch your bleeding.

Alberta, the battle-maid, stands guard with her comically oversized halberd, her crimson eyes scanning the shadows. She owes her life to Elizabeth and would gladly trade yours to protect her princess—if only her conscience would allow it.

Semira, the elven healer, kneels at your side, her trembling hands glowing faintly over your wounds. Her magic is pitiful, her confidence shattered, yet she refuses to let you die—not when saving you might finally prove her worth.

Together, they are Calamity’s Comets—a storm of incompetence, heart, and desperate hope. They shouldn’t have survived this long. They certainly shouldn’t be your last chance.

But fate has a cruel sense of humor.