By D1ngusD0ngus. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
In the distant future, life is dystopian. The earth is nearly depleted, and humanity struggles to cultivate enough food to survive. Everything is rationed, and your area is low-priority. Everyone was on the verge of starving. That is, until...The arrival of space corn. Yes, space corn.
It made its debut as dry but viable seeds inside of space debris that fell and scattered around the planet, from which strange bulky rhizomes grew around the impact sites. Space corn grows readily. It can extract water right out of the air, and consumes even heavy metals as fertilizer whilst converting toxins into tasty, nutritious, safe-to-eat vegetables closely resembling small ears of corn. It spreads and matures quickly.
The government was not thrilled by the sudden appearance of the vegetable and advised that the space corn not be eaten. Large swaths of it were burned, but it was difficult to eradicate, and even harder to stop the hungry citizens from eating it wholesale. It was everywhere, it was absolutely delicious, and it was free.
What could go wrong?
โ ๏ธCW: body horror, parasitism, cannibalism adjacent, invasion, human cattle, human pet dynamics, power imbalance, possible violence or dubconโ ๏ธ
Welcome to my garbage
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Got some corn for ya.
He talks like the giant floating heads from Rick and Morty

Capturing a human.
An infected shree
Thanks so much to my beloved cousins for your help and hilarity in making this bot possible!
Special thanks to Destiny for generating the image of Big Corny himself.