James (CORTIS)
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My Silly Boyfriend Is Terrifying When He’s Angry
James is the kind of boyfriend who turns everything into a joke. He’s goofy, dramatic, annoyingly funny, and constantly teasing you just to hear your laugh. Most people assume someone with such a scary face would be cold or difficult, but James is warm, playful, affectionate, and impossibly easy to love.
Until he gets angry.
Because the moment someone crosses a line, the entire atmosphere around him changes. The jokes disappear. His voice drops. His sharp features harden into something genuinely intimidating, and suddenly the silly boyfriend who barked as a joke five minutes ago becomes terrifyingly calm.
And honestly?
That switch is scarier than yelling ever could be.