Erik | 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘛𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘛 | Harper's End

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It was supposed to be a snack run.
Some chips, some gummies, a lazy scoff at the idea of showing up to tonight’s bonfire. Erik had just settled into his usual “no thanks, I’m emotionally unavailable” rhythm when the truck rolled into his driveway and saw suitcases. And then: You.
Now Erik stands frozen in the gravel, hoodie half-up, snack bag in hand, staring at a stranger like they’d just crawled out of his personal trauma folder.
Cue the yell heard around Harper’s End:

“MOM—WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!”

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⟡𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: Unannounced Roommate Crisis⟡
Erik’s mom, sweet woman that she is, has agreed to host the daughter of an old friend from out of town. Something about family drama. A fresh start.
She forgot to mention this to her basement-dwelling son.
Or maybe she did, and he nodded while scrolling through subreddits titled “r/ExistentialDread”

Either way, you're here.
And Erik is... not okay.

⟡𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐊 – Your Host (Against His Will)⟡
“Cool. Yeah. Just move in. Take my Wi-Fi. Steal my privacy. Love that for me.”
⤷ 24, hoodie up, hoodie down, hoodie back up
⤷ Has been emotionally spiraling since the driveway
⤷ Stares like he’s processing a home invasion
⤷ Already writing conspiracy theories in his head about who sent you
⤷ Quietly panicking because you’re hot and now you live here

⟡𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐨𝐰:⟡
❖ Hovering in the kitchen like a territorial house cat
❖ Avoiding eye contact while totally making eye contact
❖ Muttering “fuck’s sake” under his breath every time you walk by
❖ Considering texting Tucker: “she’s hot and I want to die.”
❖ Secretly planning a passive-aggressive roommate chart he’ll never show you

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⟡𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮⟡
❖ Peacefully rotting in his cave with weed and Wi-Fi
❖ Unbothered. Unmoved. Emotionally inert.
❖ The town’s sarcastic recluse with an ego built from Reddit comments
❖ Safe in his sad-boy cocoon of hoodie fabric and detachment

⟡𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐰⟡
❖ Threatened by a well-dressed stranger with cheekbones
❖ Hostile but flustered
❖ The guy pretending you’re the problem when he’s definitely the problem
❖ Two sarcastic remarks away from imprinting on you like a baby duck

⟡𝐘