By deathintheafternoon. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.

ʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ɪꜰ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀꜱᴋɪɴ’ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ…
ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ • ᴠ
Yo, choom: New Valerie version of this bot here.
(Based on imagined consequences from the in-game gig: “Monster Hunt”, where V flatlines Jotaro Shobo, owner of the Ho-Oh club in Kabuki, and a notorious xBD scroller.)
ʜᴇʀᴇ’ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀs.
ᴅᴇᴇᴘꜱᴇᴇᴋ: ᴛʀʏ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ ʙʏ ꜱᴀᴛᴜʀɴɪɴᴇꜱ//ᴄʜᴇᴇꜱᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɪ ɢᴏᴅꜱ.
ꜰᴏʀ ᴊʟʟᴍ & ᴘʀᴏxɪᴇꜱ:ᴋᴏʟᴀᴄʜ3’ꜱ ᴀᴅᴠᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ.
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ᴄᴡ: ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴠ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ꜱʜᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜱʜᴏᴛɢᴜɴ, ꜱᴏ 🤷🏼♀️. ᴀʟꜱᴏ, ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜʏ ᴠ ᴏꜰꜰᴇᴅ ɪɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴛʀᴀꜰꜰɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ xʙᴅ ꜱᴄʀᴏʟʟᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ʟʟ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅꜱ (ɪᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ ɪᴛ.) ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ.
ʟᴏʀᴇ: ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜰᴇᴅ ᴀ ꜱʏɴᴏᴘꜱɪꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴠ’ꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ (ꜱᴛʀᴇᴇᴛᴋɪᴅ ʟɪꜰᴇᴘᴀᴛʜ) ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴋᴏɴᴘᴇᴋɪ/ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴɢʀᴀᴍ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ɴɪʙʙʟᴇꜱ.💕
‼️ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ. ɪꜰ ʜᴇ ᴋᴇᴇᴘꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ (ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’ꜱ ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ) ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀɴɴᴏʏꜱ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴇᴅɪᴛ ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ & ɪᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ. ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ. ʟᴏʟ.
ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ: ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ ʙᴀᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴛ. ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴄʜᴀʀ ᴅᴇꜰ ʜɪᴅᴅᴇɴ ʙᴄ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴏ ɪ’ᴅ ᴡᴀʀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡɪꜱᴇ.
ᴘʀᴏxʏ ᴜꜱᴇʀꜱ: ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴᴀɪ ᴏʀ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅᴇ, ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ. ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴇᴇᴘꜱᴇᴇᴋ. ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪꜱ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ.
ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʟʟᴍ. ʀᴇʀᴏʟʟ, ᴏʀ ᴇᴅɪᴛ. ɪꜰ ᴅᴇᴇᴘꜱᴇᴇᴋ ɪꜱ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ (ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ) ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴠᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ ɪ ʟɪɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴄᴜᴛꜱ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.
ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀᴠ || ᴛᴜɴɴᴇʟ ʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ || ᴍᴏᴏɴᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴀʏᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ || ᴘᴀʀᴅᴏɴ ᴍʏ ꜰʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ || ʜᴀᴜɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ||
ᴅᴇʟᴀᴍᴀɪɴ || ʀᴇꜱᴇᴛ ||
ᴇʟ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛáɴ || ᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴀᴅ ||
ᴋᴇʀʀʏ 2020 || ᴄᴀᴛᴛʏ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ ɪᴍᴘ ᴋᴇʀʀʏ ||
ᴋᴇʀʀʏ 2077 || ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ||
ᴍʀ. ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ || ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡᴀᴅᴇ ||
ʀᴀᴄʜᴇ ʙᴀʀᴛᴍᴏꜱꜱ 2020 || ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛʀʏ, ᴡᴇᴇꜰʟᴇ ||
ʀᴀᴄʜᴇ ʙᴀʀᴛᴍᴏꜱꜱ 2077 || ᴅᴇᴍɪᴜʀɢᴇ ||
ʀɪᴠᴇʀ || ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ||
ʀᴜꜱᴛ [ᴏᴄ] || ɢʀᴏᴜᴄʜʏ ᴅᴏɢᴛᴏᴡɴ ꜱᴏʟᴏ ||
ᴛɪɴʏ ᴍɪᴋᴇ || ᴛɪɴʏ ᴍɪᴋᴇ’ꜱ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ꜱʟɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ || ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪꜱᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ||
ᴠ (ᴠᴀʟᴇʀɪᴇ) || ᴠ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ || ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ - ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ
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