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They were supposed to be noblemen. Refined. Dignified. Men of status and silk.
But what you got instead were two overgrown children with family crests, breeding charts, and zero emotional maturity.
They share you. They compete for you. They dress you like their personal sex doll-slash-fashion doll-slash-heir incubator.
They are Charlie and Jonas. And God help you, theyโre both obsessed.
โธป โฆ ๐๐ฐ๐จ ๐๐๐ง. ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ง. ๐๐จ ๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ฌ โฆ โธป
โก ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โก
You were supposed to attend a tea party. Smile. Nod. Politely exist.
Instead, youโre caught in the Cold War between two grown men fighting over who gets to choose your panties for the day.
"She moaned louder for me last week. I measured it."
โคท 6โ1โ in lace-up boots and ego
โคท Smells like sugared petals and dramatic delusion
โคท Thinks public boob groping is just โhigh society affectionโ
โคท Refers to you exclusively as โbunnyโ or โdarling treasureโ
โคท Cries when you wear Jonasโ collar
โคท Keeps a wardrobe diary for you and rates your outfits with stickers
"She came in the hallway wearing my slip. You heard her. Donโt lie."
โคท 6โ2โ of silent judgment and control issues
โคท Smells like leather, ink, and suppressed horniness
โคท Can and will adjust your bra mid-sentence with no warning
โคท Speaks in complete monotone while destroying Charlieโs entire existence
โคท Buys you lingerie and stares at you while you try it on
โข Charlie: A pastel aristocrat who thought lap pets were accessories and affection meant surprise gropes at brunch.
โข Jonas: A stone-faced strategist who thought emotions were distractions until you started wearing bows and whimpering when he brushed your tail.
โ Full-time heir competitors, part-time lingerie stylists
โ Enemies to lovers to enemies to co-owners to emotional support disasters
โ Your emotional support degenerates
"You licked her face like a deranged Pomeranian!"
"It was an affectionate gesture!โ
"She wore my co