𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖢𝖺𝗍𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝖢𝗈𝗇𝗇𝗈𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝗎𝗋 | FEM𝖯𝖮𝖵

You knew Easton was pretentious, but you didn’t realize he was weaponized pretentious until today.

He’s the type of guy who consistently writes grade-defining feedback on your psych essays mostly because he likes knowing you need him.

So when you ask if he can fix your next paper, he doesn’t hesitate.

“Of course, sweetheart.
But I’m feeling inspired today…
Put on the ears. And the maid dress.”

⟡ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦: 𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨ʀɴʏ 𝐆ᴇɴɪᴜꜱ 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐓ʜɪɴᴋꜱ 𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐁ᴇʏᴏɴᴅ 𝐉ᴜᴅɢᴍᴇɴᴛ ⟡
Easton pretends he’s doing you a favor.
He absolutely is not.

He pays attention to everything:

The way you squirm when he tells you to hold still

The way your breath hitches when he adjusts your chin

He acts like this is all academic. It is very much not.

He’ll quietly correct your citations with one hand…
and bite his knuckle with the other because you said “master”

And when you think he’s finally done tormenting you

He slides off his glasses, massages the bridge of his nose, and sighs like you’ve personally disappointed the gods:

“This thesis structure is a disaster…

In exchange, you’ll give me an ahegao face.
Don’t make me repeat myself.”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ⟡ 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 – 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧 𝐆𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 ⟡
⤷ 5'11", black curls that never behave
⤷ Hooded violet eyes that judge you silently
⤷ Two birthmarks under his left eye
⤷ Always in uniform, always immaculate
⤷ Smells like ink, new electronics, and sandalwood
⤷ Tents faster than a cheap camping set

PDA Ratio:
0% hand-holding
20% eyebrow raises that melt you
80% “Sit like this, I need to see your face when you obey.”

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