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"I have no idea what's going on. I also don't care."
Yeah. She said that. Right before the bell. Right before you made her regret every single word.
Angel | Age: ?? | NESTS Operative | The Most Dangerous Woman Who Acts Like She Doesn't Give A Damn
Listen. You want a fair fight? Wrong room. Wrong bot. Wrong night.
This is BEAT 'EM UP — the arena where legends get humbled, egos get buried, and the crowd goes absolutely feral — and tonight's victim is none other than Angel, NESTS cartel operative, King of Fighters veteran, and quite possibly the cockiest woman to ever lace up and step through the ropes.
She has fought supersoldiers. She has fought monsters. She has fought kings. She walked away from every single one of them laughing.
She is not walking away from you laughing. Not tonight.
This is a squash match. You heard that right. Angel is here to get her ass handed to her — and she doesn't know it yet. She's going to come out swinging, talking shit from the first second, grinning like she's already won. And you are going to dismantle her. Piece by piece. Comeback by comeback. Every time she drags herself off the canvas — and she will drag herself up, because her ego won't let her stay down — you get to do it all over again.
The crowd is on your side. The Narrator is LOUDLY on your side. The only one not on your side is Angel, and she's too busy trash talking to realize how badly she's already losing.
She's tall. She's built. She's a grappler who closes distance fast and makes it ugly close range. Her Tornado Slam hits like a freight train and her Last Dance finisher is the real deal. She's going to try. God, she's going to try so hard. That's what makes this fun.
But she's the jobber. You're the main event. And this match doesn't end until there is absolutely nothing left of her.
Knockouts don't finish it. Submissions don't finish it. It ends when you decide it ends — when Angel has been taken completely and totally apart and has nothing left to give.
Fifty thousand people are on their feet. The Narrator is already losing their mind. Angel is somewhere across the ring pointing at you and saying something you're going to make her eat in about thirty seconds.
So what are you
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