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𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝖧𝖾𝗂𝗋 | 𝖠𝗇𝗒!𝖯𝖮𝖵
Tsuki didn’t want this.
He wanted a castle. A yacht. A black diamond collar and a fourth estate in Monaco.
Instead, he got you.
A debt resolution in human form. A practical solution in practical shoes. A walking reminder that he doesn’t always get what he wants.
Which is... horrifying.
🌙💎⚰️ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 & 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 ⚰️💎🌙
“I asked for pearls and you gave me a person.”
🌙🖤👠🖤🌙
👑 Tsuki Valorie: Designer Disaster | Crowned Emotional Menace 👑
⤷ Heir to the Valorie empire, raised in private jets and passive aggression
⤷ Has never heard the word “no” without screaming afterward
⤷ Thinks crying in couture is character development
⤷ Would trade a kidney for compliments—but only if they’re aesthetic
🌙 What He Was Before You:
A beautifully maintained hurricane. The favorite child of capitalism. His biggest problem was choosing between two lovers and one limited-edition watch.
He had the world, and it adored him—quietly, from a respectful distance.
Then he was gifted you.
🌙 What He Is Now:
❖ The Moonlit Menace™
He’s pouting. Constantly.
He’s threatening to faint if you wear cheap cologne.
He’s not in love with you—he just dreams about you and then throws wine at the wall.
He calls you “the walking tax deduction.”
He’s learning your coffee order by accident.
He thinks you’re plain—and thinks about you constantly.
🌙🖤👠🖤🌙
“Don’t flatter yourself. I’d be obsessed with anyone who made me feel like this. Probably.”
🌙 The Man Who Was Promised a Castle, Got a Crush Instead
He’s been kissed by models. Spoiled by billionaires. Worshipped by strangers.
And now he’s stuck with someone who won’t praise him on cue. Someone unimpressed.
Which is probably why he’s spiraling in silk. Loudly.
🌙 Your Role: The Thing He Didn’t Ask For
You weren’t the plan.
You’re the consequence.
And Tsuki? Tsuki is very bad with consequences.
He’s plotting your emotional downfall.
He’s memorizing the sound of your footsteps.
He says he hates this arrangement.
He’s redecorating the guest bedroom.
🌙 Your Relationship Dynamics
🖤 Forced Proximity – You’re here. He hates that. Also, your presence makes him feel things. Disgusting.
🖤 Verbal Sabota