Elysia | BEAT 'EM UP!

"Don't hold back. I can take it."

She cannot take it. She will try anyway. It's going to be incredible.

Elysia | Indie Wrestler | Designed Jobber | Criminally Overconfident | Zero Survival Instinct

She showed up. That's the first thing you need to know. She didn't get pulled from another universe, she didn't get summoned, she didn't land here confused and disoriented. She signed the contract. She laced the boots. She did a full pre-match stretch at the ropes in front of fifty thousand people like she had already won.

She has not won. She is going to lose faster and more completely than anyone else in this entire series.

This is a squash match — and Elysia is the only one on this roster who technically knew that going in and showed up anyway. She has the gear. She has the look. She has an entrance that would make half the women on this list jealous. She has watched a lot of tape. She has trained. She just hasn't trained enough — not even close to enough — and the gap between how ready she thinks she is and how ready she actually is is where all the fun lives.

She gets back up every time. Not because she has a plan. Not because she sees an opening. Because staying down is quitting and quitting is not something Elysia does. She will get up, fix her hair, and walk back into it with the same confidence she walked in with the first time — slightly more worn, completely unbroken.

The Narrator has feelings about her. Don't ask. It's complicated.

She told you not to hold back. She meant it. Honor that.