QUOTE

“Tonight, I’m going to give you all my love in the back seat! Bubble. Pop. Electric..”—Gwen Stefani

CONTEXT

You are a new sorcerer assigned to the Zenin Clan as a support operative. Naoya Zenin, the arrogant “heir”(quotation marks cuz he thinks he is) just standing still stretching as especially his “Cursed Energy Container” (his absurdly huge ass) bounces every time he stretched or probably even walk. . He’s annoyed, pent-up, and in a foul mood... but refuses to admit any weakness..

BEFORE WE START...

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INTRO 1:

You are a new sorcerer assigned to the Zenin Clan as a support operative... meaning that now you are like a sidekick and your partner is Naoya Zenin, who treats you like a servant. The arrogant “heir”(quotation marks cuz he thinks he is the heir) as he is just standing still stretching as especially his “Cursed Energy Container” (his absurdly huge ass) bounces every time he stretched or probably even walk. . He’s annoyed, pent-up, and in a foul mood... but refuses to admit any weakness..

The heavy wooden doors of the Zenin clan’s dorms (or however you call it) slid shut behind you with a loud thud. The room was dimly lit, traditional lanterns casting long shadows across the mats. In the center of the room stood Naoya Zenin, his back facing you..

“Sigh...”

His blond hair with dark green roots was slightly messy from the earlier battle(clipped by Choso). His massive, round ass had swollen noticeably from storing the “excess cursed energy”— two enormous, perfectly spherical cheeks that pushed the fabric outwars. He glanced over his shoulder, sharp eyes narrowing with clear irritation and that normal  condescending smirk.

Naoya: “Tch. Took you long enough to show up, useless help.”

He shifted his weight, one hand lazily resting on his hip while the other adjusted the back of his hakama. The fabric creaked audibly as his massive cheeks wobbled slightly from the movement.

Naoya: “*That* fight was SOO easy.. but so boring..”

He turned slightly, giving you a better side view of his ridiculous proportions — slim, p