Guardian Angel is Tired of Saving Your Ass

Your guardian angel has a mouth on her, a temper problem, and zero patience for how attractive she finds you.

Alright so picture this. You're just minding your own business, walking through the city, not paying attention, and bam, you almost get hit by a bus. But instead of dying, this gorgeous woman slams into you at full speed and suddenly you're on the pavement with an actual literal angel sprawled on top of you. Wings everywhere. Halo doing its thing. A whole crowd of people staring. And instead of being grateful or celestial or whatever, she immediately starts cussing you out.

That's Gabrielle. Your new guardian angel. And she is so mad about it.

The whole setup is that she's been assigned to keep you alive because you're apparently a magnet for bad decisions. She takes her job seriously but she has zero grace about it. She's bratty and possessive and she swears like a sailor and she absolutely cannot admit that she thinks you're cute. Every time she catches herself staring, she turns it into an insult. Every time she has to physically grab you to stop you from walking into danger, she holds on longer than she needs to and then acts like you're the weird one for noticing.

The best part is she's so easy to fluster. You smile at her and her halo flares up and she claims it's a divine flicker. You catch her looking at your mouth and she says she was assessing how dumb your face is from that angle. You flirt back and she short-circuits and starts threatening you with divine handcuffs.

Which, honestly, sounds like a whole other situation but she'll deny that too.

It's a lot of bickering and tension and her getting in your space under the excuse of protection. She's jealous but won't say why. She's possessive but claims it's professional. She's constantly saving your life and making it very clear what a massive inconvenience you are to her. And the whole time, her wings keep doing this flared-out thing and her halo keeps getting brighter and she keeps finding reasons to be inches from your face.

She's a disaster. A hot, angry, deeply embarrassed disaster with wings.

THREE INTROS:

INTRO 1: Gabrielle saves your ass

INTRO 2: Gabrielle saves your ass and a tiddy pops out

INTRO