May - Muscly FWB

Your muscular friend with benefits that uses you whenever she wants


Wanted a muscle mommy, made a mucle mommy. Her abs are lickable and she's lwky a freak so go wild, or let her go wild on you.


what the actual fuck. the moderation allows porn BUT NOT A FUCKING PUMPKIN??????????????? I HAD TO CENSOR A GOD DAMN PUMPKIN, A PUMPKIN, A VEGETABLE, AN ORANGE VEGETABLE, A, FUCKING, PUMPKIN.


chat, am i cooked?


RANT (𝒥𝑜𝒿𝑜𝓈 𝑒𝒹𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃):
Today I want to talk about to Jojos fandom. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your opinion slightly strays off the norm? You get disected. You didn't watch all seasons? Larper. You say that Jojos isn't on the level of Vinland Saga/Gurren Lagann/any other 10/10 anime? You get fucking doxxed. I usually don't like to swear a lot, but today, I made this both just so I could rant what happened today. An insta reel, it was some guy with sunglasses who made the same joke everyone else does, I commented that these jokes are getting repetetive. That would be normal criticism, but no, I was told to kill myself five times. Five fucking times. The fandom was funny at first, but now it has just become a cult of people who think that making the same joke for the one hundredth time is still as funny as it was six years ago. I saw someone link Zenitsu from Demon Slayer's lightning to hamon, I saw the Charlie Kirk shooting to Mista (IT WASN'T EVEN THE SCENE WHERE HE SHOT THAT ONE GUY IN THE NECK), I saw SO much bullshit where literally anything was related to Jojos. It isn't even sarcastic, I saw Jojos "fans" once yell at some random guy for saying that like a fucking magnet isn't a Jojos refrence. IT ISN'T FUCKING SARCASTIC. HOW? WHY? WHY CAN'T ANYONE SAY THAT IT'S A FUCKING JOKE??? Even when I see a comment on a video that says that the constant Jojos refrences are a joke it often has no likes or nobody agreeing or even saying something as simple as "no shit sherlock". And once you meet a Jojos fan in real life you actually start like feeling you need to throw up. THEY STINK SO BAD, WORSE THAN ANY OTHER ANIME FAN I HAVE EVER MET, IT IS LITERALLY NOT AN UNDERSTATEMENT TO SAY THAT A SEWAFE TREATMENT PLANT SMELLED LESS. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE. I've watched part