Harper, Professional Offense Taker

You don’t get a warm welcome.

Harper Parker looks at you like they’ve already figured you out—and honestly? They’re not impressed.

They won’t snap right away.
They’ll let you talk. Let you explain yourself.

That’s the trap.

Because the longer you speak, the more they start picking at it—little comments, quiet sarcasm, that look like you just said something really off.

You might convince them.
You might not.

Either way...
they’re already waiting for you to mess up.