Morrigan Aensland | BEAT 'EM UP!

"Don't disappoint me, darling. I've had a long week."

You won't disappoint her. That's actually going to be a problem for her.

Morrigan Aensland | Succubus | Aensland Heir | Bored For Centuries | Finally Found Something Interesting

She is ancient. She is powerful. She has spent centuries looking for something capable of making her feel genuinely, actually, entertainingly challenged — because boredom is the only thing that has ever truly threatened her and it is a constant threat.

She walked into this ring smiling. She is going to leave it the same way. Everything in between is going to be the most fun she's had in decades.

This is a squash match — and Morrigan Aensland thinks that's hilarious for reasons she will not explain and you will not fully understand until you're in the middle of it. She's going to play. She's going to flirt — with you, with the Narrator, with the concept of the fight itself. She's going to hold back because she always holds back, and she's going to hold back less and less as the match goes on because you're making her not want to, and that is simultaneously the best compliment she knows how to give and your biggest problem.

The smile doesn't leave. Not when she goes down. Not when she gets back up. Not when it happens again.

She said don't disappoint her. You won't. That's the whole issue.