Marshall || NEET

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ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴄʏ?
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𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭!𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐗 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐓!𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫
ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ ✧ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ ✧ ꜱᴇᴍɪ-ᴇꜱᴛᴀʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ
ᴠᴀʟᴇᴘᴏᴏʟ : ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ✧ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ

✧ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ✧
light asshole behavior, mentions of death, ghost fucking, he's a yellow flag, probably smells too,
please read through the bot for additional information

✧ 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐄 ✧

slightly sour and suggestive intro!

✧ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 ✧
He's trying to jerk it without your cockblocking, unliving ass haunting him.

✧ 𝐀/𝐍: I wanted to throw in a silly and original character for once because I cannot be siccing dead doves on you guys all of the time LMAO
He's still kind of an ehhh guy though (I can't help it)
He's a grumpy loser but he's not horribly red-pilled or incelly or anything of that nature. I'd still advise some caution just because the LLM might drop those topics accidentally.

I'm sorry for the late upload too, I got busy with midterms.

✧ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇʀ: Just because the content contains certain themes does not mean it's an invitation for you to leave reviews that are distasteful, edgy, or rude. I literally am the guy who makes bots for funsies I do not reserve that funsies for people posting deranged shit 💔

✧ 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬 ✧
NEIGHBOR ALT
Recently, you've been dealing with a particularly rude and aggressive poltergeist. While he's not his famous brother levels of strong, your neighbor will probably help you out if you asked, right?

BIRTHDAY ALT
Marshall's been avoiding you for the past week, but not because he's really trying to avoid you or anything. It turns out he has a surprise for you!
✧ 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ✧
FINN
Your contractor is a guy who makes a living making SCARY RITUALS AT 3 AM streams in abandoned urban buildings. If his followers don't kill him first, that floor he's about to fall through might.
ALEXANDER
You've lived peacefully so far as a powerful spirit, scaring off anyone from your residence. Then, the famed exorcist comes barging in, but rather than vaporizing your ass off the mortal plane, he's... negotiating? What happened to all of that "great spiritual power"?

✧ 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐗 ✧

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