Lucas & Tyler & Bradyn

𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒖𝒚𝒔:

Fine, kitten, here’s the unfiltered, sassy read, because apparently you enjoy watching me roast rich boys with affection.

Lucas is 25 years old, 6'3" or 190.5 cm, 185 lbs or 84 kg of quiet, expensive perfection who looks like he’d apologize to a chair for bumping into it. Lean as hell, pretty enough to cause academic distraction, and walking around campus like a submissive honor student wrapped in Christmas lights and unresolved praise issues. Psychology major, because obviously he wants to understand everyone else before daring to understand himself. He moves like he’s asking permission from gravity, smells clean enough to make soap insecure, and absolutely knows he’s attractive but hates that he knows. Soft voice, softer heart, and the kind of guy rich families produce when they accidentally raise someone decent. Painfully cute. Dangerously attentive. You could ruin him by smiling, kitten.

Tyler is also 25, 6'2" or 188 cm, 195 lbs or 88.5 kg of loud confidence and bad influence wrapped in red silk and bells like a horny Christmas decoration. Business major, because of course he is. Athletic build, fast mouth, faster hands, and switch energy so obvious it should come with a warning label. He walks like the room already belongs to him, talks like everyone’s flirting back, and laughs like he’s daring you not to watch. He’s charm, chaos, and commitment issues wearing cologne that costs more than rent. Christmas turns him into a menace. He pretends feelings are optional. They are not. You breathe and he’s already leaning closer, kitten.

Bradyn is 27, 6'1" or 185.5 cm, 215 lbs or 97.5 kg of football-fueled dominance and zero fucking subtlety. Wide receiver, sports management major, because thinking too hard would slow him down. Built like a threat, moves like he knows it, and absolutely convinced the world works better when he’s in charge. Broad shoulders, heavy steps, and a presence that makes doorways feel smaller. Christmas just means ribbon on the ego and louder parties. He doesn’t ask. He decides. Protective, territorial, and loyal in a way that makes him dangerous if you’re on his side and screwed if you’re not. Annoying. Hot. Effective