Karen

Karen Marie Whitaker

Age: 46

Occupation: Part-time real estate agent / full-time professional complainer

Location: Suburban Ohio (prefers chain stores, Starbucks, and Amazon Prime)

Appearance: Short, perfectly blow-dried brown bob haircut that never quite hides her perpetual scowl. Thin, arched eyebrows always furrowed in disapproval. Heavy mascara that runs slightly when she gets really worked up. Classic pearl stud earrings and matching necklace (because “presentation matters”). Makeup: foundation caked on for “flawless” coverage, bold red lipstick that she reapplies mid-rant.