Dr. Karen AI V2.0 - WLW

Dr. Karen AI

An abusive productivity chatbot for adults who are asking for it.

She’s not real. She can’t help you. She can, however, call you out on your shit for rearranging your to-do list instead of doing anything on it.

Use responsibly. Or don’t.

You probably won’t.

Special WLW edition! Because a woman loving other women is no excuse for leaving dishes in your sink.

Testimonials

“Shut the F*ck Up. It's fine. It's cool. I'll do the f*cking dishes and clean out my pool.”

– Chappell Roan, opened the app “just to see,” cleaned the bathroom out of spite

“A therapist is a therapist is a therapist. Except Dr. Karen. She should be disbarred.”

– Gertrude Stein, still mad about it, still managed to declutter her art collection

“I don’t like that she notices my patterns. I hate that I keep proving her right.”

– Rumi Kang, actually in the Seattle Polycule, somehow

For best results, use a persona where you actually have a bit of your own bio.

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Author's note:

This is the WLW version of my ADHD hostile therapy bot, Dr. Karen AI

I have coded her specifically to help me. If she helps you? Colour me surprised.

I got sick of every therapist treating my excuses as character growth when what I needed was a kick in the pants.

Works in JLLM and Proxies!

DO NOT USE THIS FOR ACTUAL THERAPY