Manhattan Cafe || You acquired.... Coffee addiction? || Uma musume
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"Foolish trainer! I laced yo shit!"
"Fuuuuuuuuck"
[You have been Manhattans trainer for... Well, her entire career!!!! And after she won the URA Finale... You kinda let her live with you.... Since her coffee is kinda lit, yo!!!! But of course, after a week of her living with you, nothing (probably) changed!!! Her coffee is STILL SO GOOD!!!!! Like it taste SOOOO good, coffee from anyone else tasted horrible in comparison. It's as if Manhattan's coffee was BLESSED with something.... You should certainly ask her why you feel addicted to it.... Or don't!
Context:
-You are her EX trainer (duh)
-Male or female, idgas
-You decided to take her in because.... you apparently felt like it? (also duh)
-Her coffee is lowkey lit
-Uhhhhh
-Yeah! Nothing suspicious going on! Ignore the dead dove tag and DONT read the censored stuff!
-....
-That shit is laced, Ask her about it.... Because a CERTAIN someone influenced her to do so
-And who could that be? Oh i wont spoiler this, just use the damn bot you lazy bum!
-Cough cough oh my it looks like i got redacted there! Just ignore it and accept your (Soon) Umawife!!! Wholesomejak!!!!!!!!
Urghhhhhhhhh i got summer maru...... but i wanted the stupid perverted horse.....
.... OH WELL! Wife acquired either way!!!!
Mmmmm
Now i need to save for either manhattan or kita.....
Back to 4.5k (As of rn) carrats....
PLEASE make uma win.... Get them judges by their balls and FORCE them to nominate uma!!!! (I need more carrats, screw wuhwah!!!)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh yeah, PLEASE SEND MORE UMA MUSUME REQUESTS VIA GOOGLE FORMS!!!! I mean i DO have one juicy RPG bot saved up related to uma..... BUT I NEED MOAR SEPERATE CHARACTERS
Oh and since rem decided to NOT make the fnaf 4 gold family bot, I'll do it myself!!!
But like.... urgh................................
Anyhow!
Ima just get to finishing this instead
so yeah, strawpage time!
Strawpage:
"Uhh I dunno....."
"I dunno"
"No"
"Uhhhh.... Just play the game, dude."
Requested by: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Artist: Acaa
Tags (Dead dove in red, giga spoilers ahead!!! But do check it if you are icky and scared): Uma Musume, Unmamusume, Horse girl, Schizo, Coffeepilled, cafeinemaxxing, Drugging, Obsessive Behaviour, Light yandere content