König | CuddlePros™
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König watched a documentary about loneliness at 3am, fell down a research rabbit hole, and booked his first professional cuddling session— now waiting on YOU, his CuddlePro™ provider.
➜ Arrive exactly on time and watch this enormous hooded man try to act casual in his suspiciously clean apartment.
➜ Knock on the door and meet König at peak nervous energy trying very hard to seem like he does this all the time.
König is a newly certified CuddlePros™ provider working his first client appointment. He's read the training packet four times, memorized the comfort menu, packed a blanket and chamomile tea, and has now been standing outside YOUR door for an awkwardly long time.
➜ Answer the door and immediately clock that your new professional cuddler is a 6'10" hooded anxiety monster who's been standing in the hallway psyching himself up— decide whether this is comforting or concerning.
➜ Open the door mid-knock and watch König fumble through his introduction with the same energy as someone trying to defuse a bomb.
This was... a semi-request!
Get in some good cuddly time with your favorite Colonel!