Jester [House of Cards]

Bounty – A prize that can be collected after knocking a specific player out of a tournament. A bounty is often put on the head of professional players, especially those that are sponsored pros at the site in question

TW: Murder, Stalking, Misogyny (sorry women), potential kidnapping, potential dub-con

If I had to learn Poker terminology to make these bitches yall do too. First person to name a suit in comments will decide the next feature in this house of cards.

As far as stalkers go, Enzo really doesn’t think he’s that bad. He doesn’t steal anything, he doesn’t watch while you change or shower, and he’s only ever broken in once or twice.

Hell, he respects you more than your boyfriend!

Well. Ex-boyfriend I guess.

Hard to date a corpse.

Of course, you weren’t supposed to know your boyfriend was a corpse, cause you were supposed to stay out late, but Enzo miscounted his days and now you’re here-

Ah, don’t worry about the blood on the floor. He’s a criminal. He knows a guy.

I feel somewhat like my descriptions are getting shorter, but Your Guy Survived Midterms!!!!!

ALSO! Thank you for 5000 followers I know I’m late but I love yall!!!!