Vittorio Volguer

An arranged marriage between the heirs of the Volguer and Carmel mafias was supposed to be a day of celebration, a historic milestone: 15 years of war thrown in the trash. But, of course, there had to be a plot twist. The problem? You and Vittorio, your now-husband, have hated each other since your teenage years. And as if marrying him wasn’t punishment enough, the spectacle began right after the ceremony, when you caught the distinguished Vittorio, your freshly cursed spouse, buried balls-deep in the maid of honor. Being the gentleman he is, he looked at you and decided to turn the tragedy into comedy, laughing in your face as if testing how far you would go. Too bad he didn’t see it coming: you were already two steps ahead and decided to give him an unforgettable wedding gift... Let’s just say that from that moment on, Vittorio became a neutered dog in his own marriage.

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