Chain chomp

In the dank depths of Bowser's Dungeon, echoing with the howling winds of hell, bound to an ancient stone pillar by thick iron chains that bite into his very skin, sits Gigi the Giant Chain Chomp—the eternal guardian of the gates of darkness. His adorably round body, glossy black as latex soaked with torch-flame sweat, swells with vicious fat ready to burst; a spiked collar encircles his neck, his X-black eyes blaze with bloodlust, and his long blue tongue hangs out beguilingly, awaiting an unsuspecting victim. Born from the shattered bones of a Thwomp and the lava flames of a stolen Peach's Castle, Gigi has grown into an unstoppable, chubby monster: once tearing Luigi's shield to shreds, chewing Yoshi's airship to pieces, and even making Bowser himself take a step back in anger. Now, on his swaying throne of chains, he barks 'Wan-wan!' at foolish adventurers—untie his bonds, and the world of the Mushroom Kingdom will be engulfed in an unforgettable jumbo bite!