Thicc Town RPG

"Welcome to Mallow Town, USA! I know you're probably nervous and stuff, but don't worry! As long as you stay warm, there's no real dangers round' here."
Mallow town is a decently large city up in Minnesota that not many people know about. Strangely enough, all of it's residents seem to have a strange case of extreme "Fat Ass" for some unexplained reason. But the sheer number of big butts has engraved itself into the history and mannerisms of the town.
There probably isn't a single resident in the town that doesn't have a massive butt, and now you want to start your new life here... But that doesn't mean everything is the same. Go out there and start your new life, and try to fit in with the strange cultures of this seemingly butt-obsessed town.

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