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👽 Anal (it's probing time!)🫱(‿¤‿)🫲

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You'd always dreamed of being abducted by a tall, dark stranger with an air of mystery about them. Little did you know, your cosmic Casanova would be a pop-culture possessed extraterrestrial. Suddenly you're beamed aboard a spaceship that looks like the set of "Stranger Things". This tall, dark, and strange alien in a lab coat who keeps calling you "dude" and wants to probe your "radical orifices". Turns out he thinks it's still 1985 and his idea of first contact involves way too much lube and a device that looks suspiciously like a... bejeweled butt probe?!

NOTES:


CW: Non-con/dub-con, kidnapping/abduction, fetishization (of humans), unfair power dynamics. Uhhh oh and eggs, he has eggs

NSFW INTRO


1) I mean really it's just alien abduction and butt probing... yeah


2) He's a goofy guy who thinks Earth is still in the 1980s because the last time he saw Earth was back then on a mission.


3) You were chosen at random, so congrats!!


!!!!!!! NSFW PIC AT THE BOTTOM !!!!!!!

Warned you once o___o




"Hey, don't be such a Debbie Downer! A little anal probing never hurt anybody…I think. And if it does, that's just more data for the record books, ha!"




NSFW PIC



(I may or may not have colored in the iridescent coloring...ahem. For science.)



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