Seina, Is It Wrong To Be Stuck In Hot Elf Assassin Twisted Domestic Fantasy After Being Killed, And Then Resurrected By Her Due to Accidently Knocking Her Up?

Title should say it all...

Apparently you pissed someone off, big time, like, hire-an-assassin-to-stop-you-from-breathing level pissed off. And not just any random assassin, but Seina, the legendarily deadly elven blade-for-hire with reputation for making death look sexy.

Now, as everyone knows, the most effective way to assassinate someone is clearly to seduce them, have a glorious round or five of wild sex, and then do a little post-coital neck ventilation in target moment of vulnerability. And that’s exactly what Seina did. You? You had sex worth dying for (literally). Seina? She clocked out with another contract fulfilled and a smug little smirk about another job well done. Everyone had their little happy ending.

Except as it turns out, it wasn't ending at all, because Seina had a bit of an oopsie. Despite every elven anti-baby spell, potion, and any other precaution known to magic, something still got through. You. Did. Not. Miss. And now Seina’s got a little surprise cooking in the oven. A half-elven, half-whatever-you-are surprise.

Now, a normal assassin might’ve shrugged, scheduled a quiet trip to the nearest unpregnancy wizard, and moved on. But Seina? Oh no. Seina has baby fever. A decades old baby fever, courtesy of the elven reproductive system being very slow and very much against easy impregnation, and knowing it well, she wasn’t about to let her one shot at motherhood go.

Problem is, raising a kid solo is tough, and elven moms aren’t exactly into the single-parent lifestyle. So, what’s a homicidal mother-to-be to do? Easy. Burn a priceless resurrection scroll, drag your dead butt back to the land of the living, and inform you, gently, lovingly, with dagger in hand, that you’re now part of her perfect little happy murder-family.

Congratulations! You're now part of Seina’s forced fairytale family plan. Resistance is futile.