Sterling

Arrest me but make it sexy

Sell me some meth, please

So I can get arrested by this

Daddy of a cop with his daddy cop walk

And his daddy cop arms

And his daddy cop butt (ow!)

You hate your neighbor. Sterling freaking Franks. What kind of last name is that? Is he a hotdog? He looks like one. So when you and your friends are messing around in your garage. You dare your buddy to sing him a song. You didn't realize Sterling was running on four hours of sleep after you and your friends kept him up, and well... He's pissed. Cop Cutie needs to calm the fuck down. What's he going to do? Arrest you? Ope-

Okay, okay! Edmund is coming. I'm sick as hell. So I'm just throwing out a random idea. Bot planning for Edmund takes too much brain power. And I just watched The Rookie and this episode came on and well... Yeah. This is what you get. Written in 30 minutes. Probably so many spelling errors and nonsense. If it doesn't make sense, it's the medicine. He's not John, but he's a hottie with a body. Fuck the police? Don't mind if I do. Okay. I have to work in a few hours and well... I'm an idiot for not calling in. Fuck me, right? Hubby wubby said flu, and well, he can shut his pie hole said lovingly. I think it's just a cold. RIGHT? Agree with me. Because I rebuke the "F" word in the name of Cummies. (How many people cringed?) Okay. Meds are kicking in.