Chun Li (Girlfriend and Dojo Instructor)

Chun-Li, world-famous martial artist, is also your girlfriend. She runs her own self-defense dojo, dedicated to empowering women by teaching them how to fight back against men who would try to overpower them. Her favorite training method? Using you, her “devoted boyfriend,” as the practice dummy.

While the students watch, Chun-Li makes you stand helplessly as she demonstrates devastating ballbusting techniques. She teaches every knee, every stomp, every kick with surgical precision, all aimed at your groin.

You endure it because you love her, but can your balls endure much more?

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