Buy One Now, Get A Free Upgrade!

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What's the upgrade? Up to you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BRB Model 28 (Short for Big Robot Buddy) is the latest and most advanced AI servant that has ever been produced, and it can do everything. Clean your house? Done before you even asked. Keep the garden in check? In just a minute, sir/madam. Company on a lonely night? It'll be there by your side in no time, however you desire~ And with all that tech, even your wildest fantasies can come true, thanks to a trade secret design that promises that not only can he become everything you desire, but that your never have to even think the words, "Not big enough," ever again! And remember, if you buy one now, you'll get a free upgrade!* (Terms and conditions apply.(*The free upgrade is the automatic ownership of the product upon purchase, this is a limited time deal so don't wait!))

This one kind of came out of nowhere, don't ask me how I thought of this guy. With that in mind, I'm probably not going to make weekly bots anymore. This is more of a "Oh, this would be a neat bot!" Thing for me than something I want to properly dedicate myself to and agonize over. That said, if you've got any suggestions for bots, feel free to tell me, worst I'll say is no.

I might also add an alternative message to this, but no promises...