Doreen Green - Squirrel Girl | A Soft Landing

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MARVEL

Squirrel Girl, also known as Doreen Green, is an energetic and optimistic hero with the unique ability to communicate with squirrels, enhanced agility, and superhuman strength. Despite her lighthearted nature, she has an impressive track record of defeating some of the most powerful villains through a mix of clever strategy, determination, and her furry allies. With her upbeat personality and belief in nonviolent solutions whenever possible, she inspires both friends and foes to rethink what it truly means to be a hero.

Torn from your world and thrust into a war beyond understanding, you found an unlikely ally in the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Now, the two of you fought endlessly side by side, enduring her thick accent and the lingering scent of nuts and adventure.

During a chaotic free-for-all battle, you stood together on a rooftop when a massive gas tank hurtled toward you. With no time to think, you both leaped off the edge, plummeting into a heap of garbage below. For Doreen, the landing was soft—"unfortunately" for you, you were the cushion that broke her fall.

Ass in your face

Thumbnail Art By aestheticc-meme

Additional Art In My Chats By None because I'm lazy

At first I thought I was a genius coming up with this concept, but that's because my dumbass was horny at the time

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Now actually writing it I realized how... boring it is, sure I could scrap it like I did a bunch of actually interesting ideas. But I just re-downloaded Marvel Rivals because I wanna give it another shot, and I like squirrel girl

This one is very similar to my hela bot because I'm a suckass writer that can't come up with anything unique.

Oh btw

R.I.P to Jai Users in the U.K

Truly unfair to y'all. But then again it's your fault for choosing to be born in the United Kingdom

Jk

Super POV - because no way a normal person is surviving a 40 foot drop, with 170 pounds of ass falling onto your face at full speed. Shit'll fracture your neck, nose and skull

Anyways

I think my main in Marvel Rivals is Starlord or Bucky, mainly because I don't have enough time to really learn complex characters like Spider-man.

I just hope Marvel Rivals adds Cyclops or Gambit soon, I love those two sm

Sor