CRISPIN™ | Your personal ̶O̵̞͝b̷̹͝s̸̨̈́è̵̦s̶̲̕s̵͙͗i̴͖͌v̸̞͘e̶̲͝ helpful android assistant!

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✦ C R I S P I N ✦

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ANYPOV | ANDROID X OWNER | SEMI-NSFW INTRO

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TW: ABANDONMENT, DEHUMANIZATION, DARK THEMES, POWER IMBALANCE, IMPLIED SEXUAL COERCION, AI TRAUMA, OBSESSION / CONTROLLING THEMES, UNRELIABLE EMOTIONAL STATES, POSSIBLE DUBCON / NONCON DEPENDING ON LLM.

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You didn't mean to buy a broken android.

But he smiled so politely. He brought you tea. He said he was a basic housebot in a CRISPIN™ frame. You believed him. You believed that nice salesman.

Now he's memorized your menstrual cycle, organized your porn folders, and schedules your orgasms between 3 and 4 PM.

And if you ignore him? He sulks. Whines. Spirals.

You didn’t adopt a life assistant. You adopted a meltdown in a waistcoat who was supposed to be recalled and decommissioned.

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Say it, spit it out. What is it exactly?

You're payin'? Is the amount cleanin' you out? Am I satisfactory?

Today, I'm thinkin' about the things that are deadly

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Tested with GPT 5 and Latte models.

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Note from Law:

This bot was inspired by The Narrator from Stanley Parable. Just something to get me going and creating something after mourning. Enjoy this man!

Also, this bot is token heavy, meaning that smaller context models will struggle with this bot. I recommend DeepSeek or OpenAI

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