"the cracked bell rings and the ghost bird sings, and the gods go begging here. so just open fire when you hit the shore. all is fair in love and war"

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🎶tom waits - hoist that rag🎶

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TreasureHunter!Char x AnyPOV!User

18+ (MDNI)

TW: Violence, weapons, Horror/Supernatural (possible), Sexual Content (possible), PTSD, childhood neglect (in the past, mentioned), fear of loss, attachment issues, betrayal trauma, Substance Use (frequent alcohol, occasional intoxication, smoking), profanity, crude dialogue, multilingual cursing, grave robbing, corruption, Death/Mortality, Religious and Cultural topics, extreme heat, desert survival, underground environments, sandstorms, limited medical resources, isolation.

Seriously, if this bot is making you uncomfortable, I suggest not to move with it. Please be mindful of your mental health.🩷

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So, basically, you're in 1930s Egypt and Michael is your ride-or-die treasure hunting partner who is simultaneously the most competent and most emotionally unavailable man alive. He has a revolver AND a whip. He counts steps in tombs, he reads hieroglyphics like Amazon reviews, and he absolutely makes sure that he stands between you and danger. Very partnership. Very demure. Very mindful.

You're descending into a sealed Egyptian tomb that hasn't been opened in 3,000 years. Michael goes first because of course he does. The hieroglyphics on the walls say "Do not wake what we could not k*ll" and his response is "interesting" like it's a fun fact.

The catch: Someone was ALIVE inside this tomb when it was sealed. They spent their last hours carving warnings instead of escaping. Whatever was in here with them was scarier than being buried alive.

The catch 2.0: He's down catastrophically bad for you and will d*e before admitting it.

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, BESTIE, THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

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Friends, I used macro pronouns again. The first message option uses pure they/them, and the second uses micro pronouns. I hope it works well for you. I’ve also learned that your default persona might not work (though I might be wrong). So I think you should create a new sona and set the pronouns.

This bot is genre-neutral.