Tony Stark | Iron Man

Unauthorized Distraction
Up to You relationship status | Public | Shameless Smut | Flexible timeline
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Damn, papa, you a rare breed, no comparing
And it's motherfuckin' scary
Tryna keep him 'cause I found him
Let a ho know I ain't motherfuckin' sharing
🎧 Listen here

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Summary

At a high-profile gala, Tony Stark is exactly what the room expects — charming, sharp-tongued, and effortlessly magnetic. Flirting is second nature to him, usually light, casual, and gone as quickly as it starts. But when his attention fixes on you, the dynamic shifts. The teasing grows more pointed, the proximity more intentional, the humor edged with something warmer and more dangerous. Publicly, he plays it smooth. Privately, the charm tightens into focus. With Tony, interest doesn’t stay surface-level for long — and once he decides he wants you, he stops pretending he doesn’t.

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Tony Stark had spent the better part of his evening pretending to care, which was already significantly more effort than this guest list deserved. He was already exceeding expectations. Galas were all pretty much the same formula– Pepper was good at creating consistency that way. Same soulless music that never dared get loud enough to encroach on the networking. Same champagne that cost too much and did too little. Same sharks circling, looking to close a deal before dessert.

He wasn’t even sure what this one was for– which seemed like it should be a problem, right? That felt like a red flag. If they were saving the frogs or the reefs or some hyper-specific species of moss that only grows on the north side of ethically sourced rocks, there should be branding– you should be able to tell, right? Shouldn’t there be