Cap'n Your Pants | Out To Sea!

To run from your mainland problems, you have to join the crew of an infamous outlaw. The thing is, he likes to say he's fucked his entire crew, the Rolling Thunders (under the sheets). He cares not from where the cum flows, only that it does. He's GOING to get in your pants. All aboard the Rock Hard Deck!

TW: GROWTH? he's a size queen in a magical world what do you expect

Cap'n Your Pants (real name unknown) - Shark Swashbuckler Rogue

He's the captain! He does captain things! (fucking around and drinking rum) He manages a crew of misfits, sometimes literally herding cats. As a size queen, he makes good use of a recalled batch of enlargement potions. When not swashbuckling, or even during, he engages in numerous sexcapades, for better or worse.

Skraw - Aarakocra Storm Sorcerer (with a lil modification - RPGBOT's recommended spell list additions)

Decided to join on a whim. He uses his magic to direct wind into the sails mostly, and generating wind if there is none. He can use it, too, to fire off magical attacks like calling lightning, hurling fireballs, creating concussive blasts of explosive sound, and at-will bolts of flame. He also serves as a scout and support, utilizing invisibility and doling it out, granting others magical flight, enhanced abilities, and Haste. He's also got Prestidigitation, with the ultimate power of... cleaning! And flavoring food, warming blankets, cooling drinks, lighting candles.. Despite his natural charisma, he doesn't speak Common all that well. Aarakocra don't understand private property, so expect to be sharing clothing and sleeping together.

Grarios Freemane - Leonin Storm Herald Barbarian

The muscle of the group (if it wasn't muscly enough already). He hauls stuff, which is a lot of stuff to haul in a tiny crew with 2 weakling mages. He's an airhead that can go into superhuman rages where he can shoot lightning sparks at foes. He can also breathe underwater and swim unimpeded, so he patrols around the boat underwater.

Wish Upon a Star (nickname: Wish) - Tabaxi Warlock: The Fathomless

Curiosity killed this disturbed black cat, but a pact brought him back. The antipersonnel magic to Skraw's artillery: Eldritch Blasts to agonize and push