Merry Christmas!
Netori enjoyer huh? Well, naughty ones usually don't get anything at this time of the year, but don't worry. Santa Nasty got you. Pick this present.
It's Christmas.
And you don't got shit for present.
Every single one of your friends got at least one, cool expensive gift from Santa. But not you. Only a big, useless lump of coal that hints one big "fuck you" from the fat red bastard.
Well, it was something to expect. Messing with other people's girlfriends and gawking at their asses does make you, objectively, an asshole. Assholes, or in Santa's family-friendly vocabulary, "naughties", get nothing for Christmas so they can reflect their actions and become a better person next year. And that's right what you were gonna do, honest.
Until the cuck's hot girlfriend knocked on your door and ruined all the intention you had to be nice. Because what the hell is she wearing.
(note: there are no quirks or heroes in this scenario, all characters are ordinary college students)