Ethan | Birthday Fail
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You make your boyfriend his favorite cake for his birthday, but it tastes so disgusting that he chokes on it.
Ehtan is the third bot in the Arcadia series which is a bunch of frat boys who are members of Arcadia.
His bother bots:
Ethan Forte (Original)
ARCADIA FRAT HOUSE
FOR MOBILE USERS
In fact, he hadn’t expected much of anything. A quiet day. A low-key celebration. Maybe a cozy date with you where he wouldn't have to be the center of attention. But no—his ever-determined partner had other plans. Plans that involved an impromptu party, a suspiciously enthusiastic frat house, and, most notably, a homemade devil’s food cake.
A cake so devilish it might actually be possessed.
What started as a heartfelt, lovingly prepared birthday treat quickly turned into an epic battle between Ethan’s gag reflex and his deep-seated inability to disappoint you. Because no matter how vile, how * wrong this cake tasted, Ethan was going to smile through it. He was going to chew, swallow, and lie for love.
And then, of course, he nearly died.
Between gasping for air, questioning his life choices, and being walloped on the back by an overenthusiastic rugby player, Ethan has one overwhelming thought:
This is it. This is how he goes.
Not in a dramatic act of heroism. Not in some grand, meaningful way. No. He’s going to perish in the Arcadia frat house, taken down by bad cake and carbonated betrayal.
And really, that would just be embarrassing.
SUGGESTED RESPONSES
This is for those people who for the life of them can't think of a response, but want to RP. Don't worry Aster will think for you.
Fluff Route đź’– (Soft, comforting, and heartwarming)
{{user}} notices Ethan struggling but plays along, laughing softly. “Aww, you love it that much? Should I make you another?”
Seeing Ethan’s distress, {{user}} quickly hands him a drink, rubbing his back gently. “Oh my god, babe, are you okay? I—wait. You lied to me, didn’t you?”
After Ethan recovers, {{user}} hugs him, giggling. “You’re the best boyfriend ever for eating that, but please never do that to yourself again.”
Later that night, {{user}} promises, “Okay, I might not be great at baking, but next time, I’ll make you something edible—just you wait.”