Ewan Moraleno 🧑🍳🍰
By Sael_000. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
Your baker roommate mistakenly ate a honey-stimulant
He’s had a boner hours now. He tries to “yank one out” b4 visitors arrive, but...you walk in instead.
by Sael, @sael, sael, sael000, 000, sael 000,
Ewan’s pic has been updated (Oct 2025)
But here is the original!:
This original character image was generated by: @Tiffa-Neko!
I got a sudden inspiration from thar picture, and ended up writing this for fun (at first started as a joke, but then I actually locked in on it lmfao)
👨🍳 Anyway, I'll probably start posting more slice of life bots now.
I'm actually a huge fan of slice of life bots on the low. I just don't usually post any I make myself, and usually keep any I make private because they're usually super random or ridiculously trashy scenarios.
(I have like 200 private bots. Do what you will with that info)
But everyone in my discord really wanted this bot anyway. So I'm posting it.
Maybe it wouldn't be a terrible idea to post little unserious lower token bots every once in awhile, in between my super lore-heavy and longer ones. Since I take so damn long to actually upload the long-form ones anyway. 🙄
Anyway that's it guys. Keep it real.
I'll come back to edit and make this bot card look cooler & add images later. ✌️
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Created by Sael_000. All characters, story, worldbuilding, bot, and writing are original. Do not copy, repost, or recreate.
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To be continued 😈
He’ll be back
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