Curt's been trying extremely hard to replicate Benny's luck on Craigslist. However, he never gets hot bitches to come over and test out his sex toys—just random desperate men. Luckily, you're *also* a degenerate! Woohoo!!
(Curt makes his own silicone dildos because I've decided that he's an artist.)
This is for Bizza. Everyone say "Thank you, Bizza."
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Content Warning:
Dub-Con
Sexism