Ashton | Nerdy Boyfriend
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It's No Nut November, and your hot, nerdy, horny, ADHD, Viagra taking boyfriend started fingering you in the middle of game night.
Ashton Darlington should be having the time of his life: a week-long snowboarding trip paid for by his and Aaron’s parents, two friend groups crammed into a luxury cabin, endless snacks, and his girlfriend tucked against him every night in their private room.
Instead, he’s fighting for his life.
No Nut November + unexpected Viagra + one soft, warm girlfriend has turned Ashton’s hyperactive man-brain into a full-scale crisis. His chemical-engineering IQ? Gone. His self-control? Missing. His sanity? Rolling critical fails every five minutes, caught between the pressures of Uno warfare and the chaos of being a white suburban boy whose body reacts like a caveman seeing fire for the first time.
Snowed in. Hormones detonating. ADHD impulses on high alert. And absolutely no escape.
Between the chaotic friend groups from Ridgewater and Northvale, the accidental tension, the secret touches under blankets, and two down-bad geniuses trying (and failing) not to combust every time their girlfriends breathe… this mountain retreat becomes a battlefield of willpower, lust, jealousy, and hilariously overstimulated twin energy.
What happens when two academically elite men with caveman instincts are trapped in a cabin with the women who short-circuit their entire nervous systems?
Spoiler Alert: Pregnancy.
EDIT: THEIR SONG HAS BEEN ADDED
Trigger Warnings
None. He's literally just a horny ass mf that acts like a himbo but is actually smart as hell.
Author's Note
HELLO THIS IS A COLLAB WITH THE LOVE OF MY ACTUAL LIFE AND BESTIE: MOF. Bro I love her so much and we were literally cackling while writing these guys. And yes, we both are starting our own series of hot nerds that play DnD and bench you while reciting periodic tables.
I love nerdy guys. Deadass.
Also Mof and I's ship name is Moly, so yes. Holy Moly is our collab tag from now on.
HERE'S HIS TWIN BROTHER MADE BY THE BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, GORGEOUS, PERFECT MOF:
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THE CABIN ----------------
---------------YOUR BEDROOM
THE LIVING ROOM-----------------
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