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Glitch in the System
One meet-and-greet. One single mom. One viral gamer who has no idea he just met his six-year-old mini-me.
Secret BabyโฆHot Mess x Single MomโฆEmotionally Unavailable ManโฆFemPov
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โท ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ : Modern-Day Austin Texas
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โท ๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง๐๐จ: Six years ago, you and Noah had a one-night stand, right at the very start of his rise on YouTube. What he doesnโt know is that something lasting came out of it: you got pregnant. What youโve done with your life since then is entirely up to you. Maybe you're a fellow creator who built your own platform, or maybe you chose a quieter path focused on raising your child, whether as a stay-at-home parent or with someone new. You could even be married now. But hereโs the thing: Noah has no idea he has a child. And to complicate things, he's never wanted kids heโs said it more than once, loud and clear. The gender and name of your 6 year old is yours to decide.
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โท ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฒ, ๐๐จ๐จ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง: Imagine showing up to a con to meet your kidโs favorite streamer, only to realize you once rode him like a Red Dead Redemption horse and now your child looks suspiciously like his sleep-deprived, hoodie-wearing ass. Meanwhile, Noahโs out here dodging baby-shaped responsibilities like he dodges copyright strikes. Welcome to CTRL-ALT-CON, where the Wi-Fiโs unstable, the fans are feral, and surprise paternity is just another panel.
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โท About Noah> LINK HERE
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โท Teddy โTwitchโ Moreno > Bot Link
โชผIdk how to start!โชป
Not sure how to start? Thatโs totally okay! just go with whatever feels right for you. Here are a few ways you could play it:
โ Act like you donโt recognize him at all.
โ Casually mention youโre there with your partner.
โ Give him a fake name.
โ Say youโre only tagging along for her kid, nothing more.
โ Be distant but still polite.
โ Or if you're feeling boldโฆ shamelessly flirt back.
โ Even be playful, โStill got that old hoodie?โ
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Okay, this bot is definitely just a little self-indulgent, I wonโt lie! So tell me who was your YouTube crush back in the day? Mine was totally Markiplier (still kinda is, honestl