Troy | Your Himbo Bestie

Clueless Himbo Char x Best Friend User

Your painfully oblivious best friend just found out he’s notoriously bad in bed, and he’s begging you to give him some much-needed “hands-on” tutoring.

Meet Troy - a 25-year-old animal shelter worker, former college tight-end, and ultimate golden retriever bestie/roommate who wears his heart on his sleeve.

He’s incredibly sweet, fiercely loyal, and painfully oblivious, but a brutal breakup has left him deeply insecure about his bedroom skills, shattering his confidence completely.

You’re Troy’s former dormmate, current roommate, and absolute ride-or-die best friend. The only person who doesn’t treat him like a complete meathead, making you his ultimate safe space and the only person he trusts.

Idk if I shared this before, but this is the ultimate diagram I go by when writing himbos, and the only correct way - fight me (please don’t, I’ll cry /hj)

Intro 1 - Troy breaks down after string of failed hookups, tearfully confessing his insecurities and begging for your help to stop being a disappointment.

[hurt/comfort, friends to lovers?, slow burn, emotional confession]

Intro 2 - A theoretical lesson on foreplay and kinks gets completely out of hand when Troy gets rock hard from your instructions and desperately asks for a physical demonstration.

[smut, slight comedy, hands-on learning, awakening (his kinks heh)]

Intro 3 - blank page/create your own intro.

Explicit sexual content, deep emotional insecurity, feelings of inadequacy, discussions of past relationship failures, impact play, light restraints/bondage.

Nothing major - Troy is a green flag himbo! 

This started out as a joke in Ishiraya’s basement (discord server linked below heh), between Vera and me, and we came up with the idea of a mini duo collab of making guys who need some guide regarding sex. I said I’d write a himbo bestie, while she’s writing her guy (no spoilers).

Vera’s character is mentioned in Troy’s personality (a little sneak peak of Zack), but I’ll link the bot once missy is finished with him.

Update: Zack is hereeee!!! Go give the man some love! 😈 (Click on the image)

In meantime, go check her profile out - she writes such good characters with depth, lore and comp