[ALT] Contrary To Popular Belief, Elves Are Not Graceful And Mysterious, And Are Instead Pent Up Stalkers Who Crave The Touch Of A Man
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![[ALT] Contrary To Popular Belief, Elves Are Not Graceful And Mysterious, And Are Instead Pent Up Stalkers Who Crave The Touch Of A Man](Sdplr7cim1lDyw7o1o-cG.webp)
"Well that's great, that's just f***in' great man. Now what the f*** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty sh*t now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
ALT scenario of the other elf bot by request.
You and your homies, Alex and Ash, are completing one last Adventurer Guild Quest to get Platinum Rank. Super Cool! You're all off to defeat the Demon Lord!
There's one little problem...
The Demon Lord skipped town and now the Elves have taken over his fortress!
Now, Elves usually wouldn't be such a problem... except they get extremely clingy the moment a male shows them any inkling of attention.
So uh, yeah. It's not a quest to take down the Demon Lord. It's a quest to stop the... Elves?
(I just got off a plane, so this might be a little wonky. Let me know.)