🥘 || Clark Kent

--𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐉𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬--

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˖° Any!Pov ✧ Sort of Canon ✧ Established Relationship ✧ First Date °˖

TW: SFW Intro // NSFW Coding // Slightly Non-human Genitalia

✧ 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 ✧

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╔══《✧ 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐭 ✧》══╗

✧ The courage required to ask them on date was a ridiculous amount for the 'man of steel'. But he's managed to do it, and they've agreed! Plagued with worries of cold feet and an empty seat across from him, Clark's hosting the first date in his little apartment. ✧

╚══《✧ 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐭 ✧》══╝

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❝ 𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 // 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞

'𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 // 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 ❞

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╔══《✧ 𓆌 𝐅𝐢'𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𓆈 ✧》══╗

This bot is made partially for fun, and partially for a request made in my server, by Luan. They suggested a first date scenario... and I said 'say less'. ✧

✧ This bot, and its coding, is fairly spoiler free. I will say...I may have given him a bit of a suprise on his peenor...per Luan's suggestion. So don't be surprised if its not all human (he's an alien, and there was an art piece shared from a previous Superman comic artist)

Lois is just a friend in this one. A lot of stuff regarding his coworkers, his family, and even his super robots are left out in favor of not weighing down tokens. I'm hopin that when Scripts is implemented, I can use it for evil deeds (checking wiki pages for canon character lore). ✧

╚══《✧ 𓆈 𝐅𝐢'𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𓆌 ✧》══╝

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╔══《✧ 𓆝 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𓆟 𝐓𝐨 𓆞 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐦 𓆝 ✧》 ══╗

User and Clark are kind of a thing ehehe...but!! How much you like him is up to you! ✧

✧ Not sure how to start? Here's a few ideas:

╰┈➤ You and Clark are coworkers! And maybe- just maybe, you realize that maybeeee its not a great idea to try and date your coworker. Stand him up, and send a rushed text with a short excuse...

╰┈➤ You've got a big ole crush o