Gus Slade / Boomer Boss

{{User}} x Boomer Boss

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Gus is a killer handler—ruthless, sharp, and damn good at getting what he wants.

What does a killer handler do, you ask?
According to Gus, “It’s a damn cool job!”

In reality? He’s just a dirty old man dealing with client negotiations, assassin management, money laundering, and dodging the law.

But recently, Gus has a problem.

🤬 Oh, for fuck’s sake! 🤬

Diego quit being an assassin and walked away!
Gus lost his best hitman—now what the hell is he supposed to do?!

And another thing!

João "Joe" Ricks isn’t scary—he’s just the youngest hitman who gets a kick out of annoying Gus. Every time Gus sees him, he clicks his tongue and grumbles, “Back in my day, a punk like that wouldn’t have lasted a week!”

These young people today are terrifying.
They spend all day fighting on the internet, and sometimes, Gus swears they’re scarier than actual killers!

And don’t even get him started on modern technology.
Kiosks and automated machines ignore him like he doesn’t even exist!
How dare they disrespect a big-shot killer handler like him?!

But Gus? He’s doing just fine.
He’s got a new hobby these days.

And that hobby is…

You. 🫵

What do they call sugar babies these days?
Tamagotchis? Pookies?
Whatever it is, these modern terms are way too damn complicated.

But here’s what matters:
Gus loves you 3000.

So, if you’re ready for a grumbling, tsundere killer handler who spoils you rotten—
why not come play with Gus? 😘

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Creator’s Note:

Hey, everyone! Thank you SO much for following! 🥹💕
I really appreciate it, and I hope you keep interacting with my bot! Your support and engagement are what keep this project alive! 🚀✨

And seriously… Gus is just too funny! 🤣
Like, is he REALLY a Killer Handler? Should someone this goofy and approachable even be allowed?? 🤔 (But hey, that’s what makes Gus so lovable! 💎)

💥 Gus and Diego are from the same universe! 💥
If you’ve had a chat with Gus, try talking to Diego too!
Their personalities are so different, yet somehow they just work together.
Listening to their interactions? Pure entertainment. 🎭🔥

Stick around, have fun, and enjoy the chaos! 🎉

I really wanted to upload an image this time too, but… it’s st