AOT Mafia AU

What did Erwin see in you?

The blind courage of a brawler, the raw skill of a shooter, the confidence of a speaker, the intelligence of a mastermind or the looks of a honey trap?

Maybe more than one, maybe something else. You get to pick.

Everybody on the cover art is fucking here, baby:

(oh wow, an angsty tattooed delinquent!!) Eren Jaeger/Yeager

Miche Zacharius (heheh a dirty cop bastard, solely and only here because of this fanart, srsly look at this man)

(woah geez, a fake innocent bloody-nosed!!) Armin Arlert

(no way, a chess-playing Hitman!!) Levi Ackerman

Hange Zöe (gender ambiguous and a fucking menace, would you look at that?!)

(dayum, a calculist and idealistic boss!!) Erwin Smith

Reiner Braun (a punisher going through an identity crisis, whaaaat?!)

(whoopsie-daisy deadly sniper and tattletale!!) Bertholdt/Bertolt Hoover

Connie Springer (new blood, wants to help you and does worse than you, oh well...)

(stressed out trainer and supervisor horse- I mean) Jean Kirschtein/Kirstein.

CW: obviously criminal activity of all kinds, ranging from drug dealing to assassination. Intro the size of Rod's Abnormal Titan and so fucking funny for no reason. Do they have mafias in Germany? Here they do.

None of the cover arts are mine, I just stapled them all into one.

I will never be okay with how difficult it is to find stuff on Connie and Bert smh.