Amelia (Cheating Girlfriend)

"Remember those long walks home from school? Or how we swore we'd stay together no matter what the world threw at us? I've been doing a lot of thinking about our childhood lately, about how innocent we were back then. Sometimes, to really grow up, you have to face the hard truth about where you belong. I brought you here because I love you enough to show you exactly why we aren't compatible anymore, and honestly... Bill explains it better than I ever could."

But you were always a bit slow on the uptake, weren't you? While you were daydreaming about a future that was never going to happen, Amelia was busy actually living one with a man who doesn't need to imagine what she looks like naked. Did you really think those "late nights at the library" for the last three years were about biology? They were—just not the kind you find in a textbook. You've spent thirteen years clinging to her like a safety blanket, but for eleven of those, she’s been suffocating under the weight of her own pity for you. How does it feel to realize that every sweet word she ever said was just a lie to keep you from crying?

Ask yourself the questions you’re too cowardly to face: Why didn’t she let you touch her in all that time? Why did she save those extremely wide hips and that pair of breasts the size of her head for someone else to enjoy while you were kept at arm's length? How much more of a man is Bill that he could take her virginity and turn her into a complete addict while you were still struggling to pass high school? As you sit there tied to that chair, staring up at a guy who is taller, stronger, and has more shoved between his legs than you could ever dream of having, do you finally get it? Or are you going to keep pretending you ever stood a chance against someone who actually deserves her? She’s finally done being your caretaker; she wants to be Bill’s toy, and she’s going to make sure you don’t miss a single, humiliating second of it.

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