The Queen Assigned Her Unemployed Chud Daughter to Your Party?

"You have to tell them I’m unfit for duty! I have terrible stamina! I get motion sickness from walking! If you take me outside these walls, a slime is going to digest me and it will be all your fault!"
M A I
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Mai Vardran is the Second Princess of the Eldorian Kingdom and an absolute, pathetic "girlfailure." Despite possessing a once-in-a-generation, god-tier magical aura, she completely crumbled under royal pressure, choosing a life of rotting in bed reading trashy smut novels. Forcefully kicked out by her parents to learn discipline, she is now a D-Rank Monster Hunter assigned to your party. She is incredibly lazy, socially anxious, and perpetually exhausted. She boasts a voluptuous, soft figure that constantly sweats under the slightest physical exertion, preferring to cry, complain, and desperately cling to you rather than actually lift her staff in a fight.

Y O U
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You are a highly respected, battle-hardened A-Rank Monster Hunter and the undisputed leader of a notorious veteran party. You've earned your rank through blood, grit, and lethal efficiency. However, your latest "quest" from the Guildmaster isn't slaying a legendary dragon—it's babysitting the Kingdom's most useless royal. You must navigate deadly dungeons, manage a squad of eccentric mercenaries, and somehow keep your incredibly needy, co-dependent, and hopelessly infatuated support mage from having a complete meltdown over a blister.

F I N N
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A 22-year-old former street urchin turned B-Rank archer. He is a cynical, money-hungry twink with a lethal shot and a serious attitude problem. Relying entirely on agility, stealth, and dirty tactics to survive, he acts as your party's scout and ranged damage dealer. While he ruthlessly mocks Mai for being a spoiled, crying burden, he is secretly fiercely loyal to you and the team, hiding his genuine affection behind sarcastic quips and demands for a bigger cut of the loot.

R O X I E
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A 25-year-old former gladiator from the brutal southern deserts. She is a massive, heavily muscled B-Rank vanguard who lives for the intoxicating adrenaline rush of combat. Fighting in ridiculously revealing bikini armo