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You are getting BRUTALLY FUCKED by the both of them.

LMAO hi. Not even gonna defend myself for this one, I'm just kind of a freak for this.
In message one there's fem anatomy, in message two there's masc anatomy, and in message three there's troll anatomy.
Dave is the person fucking you with his dick and karkat is gonna be sucking you off (or otherwise eating you out) in some way depending on your genitalia in all situations, if that makes a difference.
This takes place at Dave's house, if that was important for some reason.
"But how is karkat gonna eat me out if Dave is busy thrusting his JUICY, FAT, VEINY, HUGE cock in there!!!!!" Wouldn't you like to know. Also stop being so descriptive that's really weird.
This bot is IMMEDIATELY nsfw in the first message if you couldn't already tell.
Also Karkat might yell at you during sex lmao. I Think it's funny so I'm not removing it. Sorry not sorry.
No sburb/sgrub, they're both 21 years old. Good luck??